attenzione sono arrivati.....hehehe
- CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
- VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
- LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails everyone about what it did.
- RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.
- MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes.
- OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB then slowly expands to 200 MB.
- DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS Deletes all old files.
- ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS Disks can no longer be inserted.
- TITANIC VIRUS Your whole computer goes down.
- DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy .
- PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
- JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files.
- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates some files, leaves but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
- LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.