Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells, her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman continued sipping her coffee in silence, so the first three women give her a subtle, "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper who's hung like a horse and shows it. When he walks into a room, people gasp, 'Oh, my God!' "